Kung Fu Kids(TV SHOW) Song Lyrics Part 1
SUNG BY PO, MONKEY, CRANE, MANTIS,CASEY,BANDIT,RAPHAEL,LEONARDO AND MICHELANGELO
[P stands up on the couch in protest]
P=Grr....Listen up you guys I have came to a concluion.... THAT THIS IS ALL MASTER SPLINTERS FAULT!
L=Shut up Po!
P=That dumb sensie of yours, no offence you guys
M:None taken my amigo.
P:Is the one who made us clean up the lair after our horrer movie marathon!
R:WHICH WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!! [High 3's L]
Le:Same here bro!
S:And is technaclly your fault and that-
Monk, Mant and C: CAN IT STRIPY!!!
P:And all because hes a big, fat, smelly, stupid , ole ra-
L: Don't you dare say it Po!
B: Don't do it Po!
L: Were warining ya!
B: PO!! SHUT UP ALREADY!!! GEEZ!
P: Ok Ok...
B: *sighs* Y' know, I'm a preety nice and relaxed kid most of the time but that panda he- he just won't shut up!
S:[rolls her eyes]Tell me about it
L: I'm getting sick and tired of that idiotic "Dragon Warrior" a calling my dad a big, fat, smelly, stupid old ra-
P: Well, have you ever met my friend Master Splinter
He's the oldest rat in the whole wide world,
He's a stupid idiot,
If there ever was an idiot,
He's an idiot to all the boys and girls.
[L:SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH PANDA!!!!]
P:on Monday he's an idiot,
On Tuesday he's an idiot,
On Wednesday through Saturday, he's a moron,
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
He's a super kingkong kameha-meha idiat!
[P:C'mon... you all know the words!!]
[Monk:Count me in buddy!]
[Mant:Same here dude!]
[Cra:A SING ALONG!]
[R, Le, M, C: ME TOO!]
[S:*rolls her eyes* Good grief]
P, Monk, Mant, Cra, Le, R, M, C, & B :Have you ever met my friend Master Splinter,
He's the smellist rat in the whole wide world,
He's a mean old rat,
and she has a stupid beard, He is such an idiot,
P: dumb 'dumb, 'dumb, 'dumb, 'dumb, 'dumb, 'dumb
He is really' dumb,
[Monk, Mant, Cra, Le, R, M, C, & B:Whoo!]
P: Splinter is an idiot and he's such a stupid old rodent.
Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit somethin like this.
(Translations in Chineese, French, Dutch and African)
'P, Monk, Mant, Cra, Le, R, M, C, & B :Have you ever met my friend Master Splinter,
She's the oldest rat in the whole wide world,
He's a mean old rat,
And he has a stupid beard he is such an idiot,
[Monk, Mant, Cra, Le, R, M, C, & B stop and gasp as Splinter is behind P and P sings byhimself]
He is really '''dumb',
[S and B:Uh...Po]
P: 'Splinter is an idiot and he's such a stupid old rodent.
I really mean it,
He's a big fat elder rat!!!!!!!
Aand a smelly one as well , Turtles Dad!!!!
[Song finnishes, S and B are shocked while L has his jaw droppeed]
[P gets up, turns around and see's Splinter is in front of him]
P: Oh darn!
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