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Kung Fu Kids(TV SHOW) Song Lyrics Part 1



Cast

L:Leo-Angelo

P:Po

Monk:Monkey

Mant:Mantis

S:Sora

Cra:Crane

R:Raphael

Le:Leonardo

M:Michelangelo

C:Casey

B:Bandit



TURTLES DAD

SUNG BY PO, MONKEY, CRANE, MANTIS,CASEY,RAPHAEL,LEONARDO AND MICHELANGELO

[P stands up on the couch in protest]

P=Grr....Listen up you guys I have came to a concluion....  THAT THIS IS ALL MASTER SPLINTERS FAULT!

L=Shut up Po!

P=That dumb sensei of yours, no offence you guys

M:None taken my amigo.

P:Is the one who made us clean up the lair after our horror movie marathon!

R:WHICH WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!! [High 3's Le]

Le:Same here bro!

M:Yeah dude!

S:And is technaclly your fault and that-

Monk, Mant and C: CAN IT STRIPY!!!

P:And it's all because hes a big, fat, stupid , old ra-

B: Don't you dare say it Po!

P: Weeeeellllllll

L: Don't do it Po!

P: Weeeeellll

B: Were warining you!

P:Ok ok...

L: I'm getting sick of him calling my dad a-

 ''P:  ''Well, have you ever met my friend Master Splinter
He's the oldest rat in the whole wide world,
He's a stupid idiot,
If there ever was an idiot,
He's an idiot to all the boys and girls.

[L:SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH PANDA!!!!]

P:O'''''n''''' Monday he's an idiot,
On Tuesday he's an idiot,
On Wednesday through Saturday, he's a moron,
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
He's a super kingkong kameha-meha idiat!

[P:C'mon... you all know the words!!]

[Monk:Count me in buddy!]

[Mant:Same here dude!]

[R, Le, M, C: ME TOO!]

[S:*rolls her eyes* Good grief]

[P:FOLLOW THE BOUNCING DUMPLING!]

P, Monk, Mant, Cra, Le, R, M, & C :Have you ever met my friend Master Splinter,
He's the smellist rat in the whole wide world,
He's a mean old rat,
and she has a stupid beard, He is such an idiot,'

P:
dumb dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, 'dumb

He is really' dumb,

[Monk, Mant, Cra, Le, R, M & C:Whoo!]

P: ''S'''''plinter is an''''' idiot and he's such a stupid old rodent.
Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit somethin like this.

[Translations in Japaneese, French, Dutch and African]

P, Monk, Mant, Cra, Le, R, M, & C :Have you ever met my friend Master Splinter,
She's the oldest rat in the whole wide world,
He's a mean old rat,
And he has a stupid beard he is such an idiot,

[Monk, Mant, Cra, Le, R, M, & C stop and gasp as Splinter is behind P and P sings byhimself]

P:'  'dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb' He is really dumb,   

[S and B:Uh...Po]

P: 'Splinter is an idiot and he's such a stupid old rodent.

I really mean it,

Turtles dad...

He's a big fat elder rat!!!!!!!

Aand a smelly one as well,Turtles Dad!!!!

Yeah!!

Chaa!!

[Song finnishes, S and B are shocked while L has his jaw droppeed]

P: What?

[P gets up, turns around and see's Splinter is in front of him]

P: Oh darn!

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