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3.Po's Stupid Idiot Song (Kung Fu Ninja Turtles Part 1)

P=Po

B=Bandit

S=Sora

Vs=Villagers

Mant=Mantis


[P whimpers at the loss of his mud coaster and stands up on the noodle shops table in protest]

P=Grr....Listen up you guys this is all Bandits moms fault!

B=Shut up Po!

P=Bandits mom is the one who closed down my mud coaster and all because shes a big, fat, stupid idi-

B: Don't say it Po!

P: Weeeeellllllll

B: Don't do it Po!

P: Weeeeellll

B: I'm warining ya!

P: Weeeeellll

B: PO!! SHUT UP ALREADY!!! GEEZ!

P: Ok Ok...

B: *sighs* Y' know, I'm a preety nice and relaxed kid most of the time but that panda he- he just won't shut up!

S:[rolls her eyes]Tell me about it

B: And I'm getting sick and tired of him a calling my mom a-

P: Well, Bandit's Mom's an idiot,
she's a big fat idiot,
she's the biggest idiot in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid idiot,
if there ever was an idiot,
she's an idiot to all the boys and girls.

[B:SHUT YOUR DARN MOUTH PANDA!!!!]

[S:Yeah and don't start Mantis your not innocent either! I know you helped Po come up with the lyrics]

[Mant:What? it wasn't supposed to be funny anyway!]

P:on Monday she's an idiot,
on Tuesday she's an idiot,
on Wednesday through Saturday, she's a idiot,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super kingkong kameha-meha idiat!

[P:C'mon...everyone in the village, you all know the rest of the words!!]

[S: This cannot end well!]

P & Vs:Have you ever met my friend Bandit's mom,
she's the biggest idiot in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old idiot,
and she has a stupid horn, she's an idiot,
idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot

She's a stupid idiot,

[Vs:Whoo!]

Bandit's mom's an idiot and shes such a stupid idiot.
Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit somethin like this.

(Translations in Chineese, French, Dutch and African)

Have you ever met my friend Bandit's mom,
She's the biggest idiot in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old idiot,
Snd she has a stupid horn she's an idiot,

[Vs stop and gasp as B's mom is behind P and P sings byhimself]

P:Idiot, idiot, idiot,idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot
She's a stupid idiot,

[S:Uh...Po]


P: Bandit's mom's an idiot and shes such a stupid idiot.

I really mean it,

Bandit's mom...
Shes a big fat skinking idiot!!!!!!!

A big fat skinking idiot, Bandit's mom!!!!

Yeah!!

Chaa!!

[Song finnishes, S is shocked while B has his jaw droppeed]

P: What?

[P gets up, turns around and see's B's mom is in front of him]

P: Oh darn!

  • scene*

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